Stay at Square H Ranch
We offer private stays exclusively. With plenty of room for everyone, you and your guests can design your stay. For $2,000/night, all accommodations and amenities listed below are included.
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​ACCOMMODATIONS
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3 Private Rooms (Each has a king bed and private bathroom with shower & sink)
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1 Bunk Room (4 sets of bunkbeds, 2 full bathrooms attached to bunk room)
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3 Private Cabins (Each has king bed, pull-out couch, full bath, & kitchenette)
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Tree House (twin bed & futon)
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AMENITIES
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Rifle and Pistol Range
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Washer Pits
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Fishing
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Safari Rides
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Pool and Waterslides
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Full-Size Bar
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Pool Table
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Poker Table
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Dart Board
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Pinball Machine
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Shuffle Board
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WiFi
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Satellite TV
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Skeet shooting is available for $300 per day. Shotguns available for free rental as needed. Clays and ammo are available for purchase at the Ranch.​
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PRIVATE CHEF OPTION
Our chefs work with each group to customize your menu to satisfy everyone. Our Tex-Mex-influenced cuisine made with wild game raised and harvested right here on Square H Ranch will have you coming back for seconds at every meal. Pricing available upon request.
XAVIER
"This ranch was absolutely incredible! The slides were hands-down the highlight of our days—so much fun and laughter every time. We spent our time fishing, shooting, and bouncing on the trampoline, and at night we broke out our own microphone for some epic karaoke sessions.
Hunter (Host) was awesome—always around when we needed something and quick to help, which made our stay even better. Between all the activities, the relaxing atmosphere, and the amazing hospitality, I think we’ve found our new summer vacation spot!"
CLAY
"Square H exceeded expectations and is the perfect ranch getaway. Between the water slides, yard games, gun range, and saloon, to name a few, there are activities for any and everyone. I can’t speak highly enough about Chef Brian West, who was recommended by the host. I look forward to returning in the future."
TRAVIS
"This ranch is truly a diamond in the rough. We thought it was going to be too good to be true to find a 750 ranch with its own amusement park worthy commercial water slides, but it definitely lived up to the pictures and our hopes!
The kids made memories splashing down the slides, roasting marshmallows, and riding around the range in the ranch hand's pick up guided tour. We also got to use the shooting range and simply made ourselves at home in the commercial kitchen area.
We believe this may have been a newer Airbnb listing so we were a bit skeptical based on all we were supposed to get for the very fair price, but this is a high value opportunity close to San Antonio-Austin that was a super awesome experience for our family and friends!"